Great Expectations

When it comes to finding the "perfect woman," are my expectations too high? Is it too much to ask that she shares my conservative values, love of literature, warped sense of humor, and allows logic--real analytical rationale--to dictate her every thought and action? I guess what I am in search of is a Lilith Crane type, yet the line from "Going to California"--"Looking for a woman who has never been born"--seems more appropriate. Physical beauty is a mere afterthought when compared to the aforementioned traits as I prize intellectual stimulation above all else. So, where exactly is she?