Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Little People...

I have discovered something about myself: I have an attraction to little people--midgets, if I choose to not exercise political correctness. What is it about them that fascinates me so? It has to be one thing in particular for me to single them out. I mean, race is not an issue when I look upon a woman, and neither are age, size, or immediate physical features. Social status, political and theological views...none of these things play a part in how or why I find a woman attractive, so why should physical stature? Always the analyst, I found myself gathering thoughts from others, people whose opinions I respect, and this is what I came away with: "Isn't it obvious?" Mark asked. "You're a pedophile at heart. Their size versus their actual age validates your fantasy." I should have known he would be the one to not take this seriously. Next was Benjamin. "Men fantasize about threesomes, anal, MILFs, grannies, transexuals, and midgets. There's nothing wrong with it." And finally, from Todd, "The problem is you choose to classify these women when you don't classify others, which means the problem is YOU. Change your perception, and you change the reason you think of them as you do. The first time you dated someone outside your race it was a kink, of sorts. Now, it is as nothing. Date little people long enough and it will be as nothing as well." Todd and Benjamin have valid points, and in a weird way so does Mark. And I am still left to ponder this attraction...this fascination...this fantasy.

2 comments:

  1. You have a strange look at things. I can't disagree with what your fellow associates have lectured on, but that is very strange. Sooner or later you'll be looking toward Bridget Powers for entertainment than the everyday lovable Jessica Alba or sexy Keira Knightley. This a matter you should attempt to give a try. Date the little people and see if your attraction fades or grows at a stronger rate.

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  2. Bridget Powers is one of the hottest women I have ever seen, big or little. And believe me, I would like to give dating a little person a try but there just aren't that many here in good ol' south Georgia.

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