Bad Boys-Bad Boys Watcha Gonna Do

     I have been watching random bits of footage that people have posted on youTube; footage from the many tornados that have swept across this country of ours these past few weeks. I have seen raw, live footage of a tornado forming; I have seen tornados sweep through towns or rural communities, wreaking havoc along the way; and I have seen the complete and utter devastation left in their wake: houses ripped asunder; children calling out for their missing pets; parents calling for their missing children. All of this, however, pales in comparison to the most heinous of all attrocities, that being the inimitable exuberance of the storm chaser.
     These sorry sons of bitches not only place themselves in harm's way just to get "THE shot," they have little if any regard for the damage the tornado causes. Oh, sure...They want to be able to say, "I spotted it and called 911 so they could warn people," but at the end of the day these egomaniacal swine revel in the destruction they catch on film, all the while cheering and "YEE-HAW!"-ing as these monstrous twisters, at times one and a half miles wide, chew up everything in their paths.
     Stormchasers, if you want to be a more economically viable commodity to your neighbors, drive your little cars and trucks and vans directly into the path of the next tornado you "happen" upon. How will that make you more economically viable? Well, it would help reduce the surplus population for starters...Just saying...